Aradia Megido

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I'm an 20 year old girl with far too much time on her hands.
I like to make totally awesome shitty jokes,
and think dead things are cool.

My Patron Troll is Aradia Megido,
and my Troll based off of the quiz is.. Aradia Megido.

My god tier quiz results are Maid of Time,
and I'm a Derse Dreamer - Trust me, I took both tests twice.

My chumHandle is aimlessAscendant.

I play Homestuck, occasionally draw,
and do tons of other stupid shit on the internet..
When I'm not being an awesome Mom.

I am a mother to a little Taurus grub since May 11th and his name is Anieran.


My son is 1 year old. And awesome.

My cosplay page is sexytier-megido.tumblr.com

I fucking love cats.

gliteeze:

yoooooooooooooooooooo

nose / eyes

gliteeze:

smiley faces ya’ll

mouth / nose

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

(via smallberrycatcat)

cashtier:

gyaru feferi & ulzzang nepetafull res pls

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via blue-eyes-and-brilliant-dreams)

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

image

what the fuck

(via 50shadesofgamkar)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via vriskanerada)

(Source: etsy.com, via squeezebottle)

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